Thursday, November 12, 2009

Kumar Drag Queen

Real funny. We were just talking about this over class lunch today.  :)


He/ She talks about the government, Indians, sex, ugly girls, Singapore culture, et cetera. Must watch!  (Y)



Part 1



Part 2



Part 3

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Today is a...







In Belgium, it's Women's Day. I get to celebrate this. Hail to all women! We rock (duh).


In China, it's Singles' Day. I celebrate this too! Singles are awesome, carefree people.  They glow, not with love, but with the health that comes free of charge when you subscribe to singlehood.  :)


In Japan, it's Pocky Day, and Pretz Day! Though I don't eat any of those, I still celebrate because I love Japan!

And don't you think Pocky and Pretz are cool names? Like, your son can be called Pretz.
Pretz Wong. Neat!






I think I should trust my intuition / sixth sense more.


A few days back, I was going to print the 25 pages of OP slides, so I gathered this thick stack of paper to put into the tray, thinking: that should be more than enough.


A minute later, I saw the tray empty, and the printer silent. Darn! Out of paper?


I took the top piece of printed paper to check, and it was page 25!!! I was so happy, though it was really such a lame thing? Haha.


Then today, I suddenly decided to take the train instead. I was at one end of the train station but for no reason, I wanted to walk to the other end.


And so I did.


When I was reaching the other end, I saw this really huge crowd of people and I was like, Omg now I have to squeeze with all these people?! , contemplating walking back to where I was.


Then I saw him.


He was lying face up on the ground, with his feet propped up by a briefcase. His chest was scarily heaving up and down, up and down. A group of SMRT officers were standing around him; one was on the phone.


Then I saw A. He happened to look in my direction, and briefly waved at me. I was like, oh god should I go over? I thought I did, because awhile later he was next to me. Then I realised I didn't, because that man was still a distance away.


For a moment I thought A had a fight with that man and killed / injured him (because of his violent tendencies haha). Then A told me the man fainted in the train and he carried him out. When I walked closer to that man, I realised that A must have been real strong to carry that man out of the train doors.


That Chinese man looked forty odd, wore this pale blue collared long-sleeved shirt. He had abit of a beer belly. Black pants looked too tight for him. His tie was folded next to him; belt was unbuckled and shoes were taken off.


At least the SMRT officers had brains enough to do the loosening.


But his chest was still heaving, his huge eyes rolling around, and his mouth was gaping like some goldfish's. Saliva left this trail from the corner of his mouth to his ear. Yuck. I bet it went inside his ear.


I kind of pitied the man for being zooified, but I kind of was disgusted at the saliva thing, so I decided not looking at him would solve the above two problems.  ^^  MeanGal92 here!


I talked to A for abit more, then my train came and I had to leave 'cos I was rushing for time. Anyway, I still think A is really strong because he's so un-fat and that man was so old and fat! (Y)


Okay, PW OP tomorrow, I know I can do it!


xoxo_,

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Fashionista



Everybody line up
The show is about to start 

Places, 
the show is about to start 


The usual cliches. But yeah, they do call for attention, so why not? ;) 



You have to show a look, have a look, or give a look
Faces, beautiful
No one ugly allowed 



Totally. I remember MJ used to say, if you're fat but pretty, it's okay, 'cos you can go lose weight. But if you're thin but ugly... oh, god bless you. 




Are you ready? Here we go

Fashion is the art, designers are the gods
Models play the part of angels in the dark
Which one of you would ever dare to go against
That beauty is a trade and everyone is paid 



Please, we all know this. How many people go broke over designer products every year? How many models die of anorexia every season? How freakin' much do they all earn? Enough to line you and your families' pockets for a few decades. I'm craving for money! No, I think I still want my salty boy. 




New York, London, Paris, Milan
Tokyo, I think it's in Japan
Asia, Malaysia, Las Vegas to play
LA, if you pay my way 



And the hundreds of thousands of bucks wasted every year? Into casino dealers' big fat wallets. Either that, or tour agencies, d-uh. Going to Malaysia is like pretty boring, I'd love to go to Japan, and maybe Paris. But I don't go alone! Poor P's JJ. d: 




Sean John, Calvin Klein
Donna Karan's fashion line
Valentino, YSL
Ferragamo and Chanel
Holsten, Gucci, Figla, Rucci
Don't forget my Pucci
Fendi and Armani
God, I miss Gianni
Kenneth Cole, Michael Korrs
Mr. Ford I can't afford
D&G and BCBG
Looking good is never easy
Alexander Perkovich
Naomi Campbell such a bitch
I wanna be Delgada
To fit into my Prada
Oscar de la Renta
Louis Vuitton
Imitation of Christ, beauty has a price 



Look at all these, what the hell? Really, which of these actually provide you with what you really need? None. Duh we all want fame, we want status. That's what the whole world's talking about! No money? Go for imitation goods. As long as we all look good, no one will suspect, and you earn the same amount of respect! Prada is awesome. So is D&G. :D



What are you wearing?


If only school uniforms could be branded. Or like, totally freestyle. 

Monday, November 9, 2009

The Fight

Fat (insert noun), this is for you.


I'm a wreck, thanks to you.
I've got bruises all over,
from the top of my pink hue
to the red cherry clover.

I tried being so very nice,
to reason things out with you.
Yet you tried to claw me thrice,
And bastard, you turned me blue!

You hammered me like cats and dogs,
and never once you ever stopped.
Transparent blood lookin' freshly pared
Did you ever wonder how I fared?

Standing alone by the mirror,
fingers gently nursing the wound,
I felt myself gasp to shiver,
God, how I hate this afternoon.

I'm now a wreck, all thanks to you.
Why, did you think I loved you too?
Hush baby now just go to bed,
I'll help you paint your plain sheets red.



-

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I've been seeing 11.11

for the past three days. I remember my angel used to tell me this means something. I wonder if it still does.

Banana rama





Puay Ying says:
 Lol yeah
 AHA I LOVE YOUR BAT POST 
  

*****; says:
 hahaha omg i swear the bat was damn disgusting 


Puay Ying says:
 LOL
 I used to have one at my house too




*****; says:
 i was like walking past my dining rm and i saw like brown things on the floor and upon observation i realized they were shit then i was like omg from where? lizards?




Puay Ying says:
 Lol




*****; says:
 then i walked to the kitchen and found more shit and i was like the lizards so powerful?




Puay Ying says:
 yuck
 Hahahaah




*****; says:
 and i saw the bananas eaten
 and revelation came




*****; says:
 everytime thr's bananas at home they always fly in bite and fly out




Puay Ying says:
 Huh 
 Then  put them in the fridge?
 I think all fruits can be put into the fridge...




*****; says:
 o.o can put bananas in fridge one ah?




Puay Ying says:
 I don't know haha you try putting one, see what happens?




*****; says:
 hahah okay next time i try
 better than hving bat poops




Puay Ying says:
 Lol 
 Look at this: How to store bananas 
http://www.ehow.com/how_2903_store-bananas.html
 I'm quite a genius  






-

Jerk Alert





I just had a conversation* with the most understanding girl alive.





*****; says:

 but idk guys..
 once they've got you, they may change  (I totally love you for this.)



Puay Ying says:
 HAHA YEAH GUYS = JERKS



*****; says:
 hahaha you srsly damn hard to woo
 pity those who try to woo you
.
.
.
.


guys.. they dont rlly get it



xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



*****; says:
 haha gosh py you rlly said tht coolio




 i think it must be damn tiring to get ____________.


 he's like some sticky wart


Puay Ying says: 
 I'm weird, I think I like guys who bully me.


*****; says: 
LOL
 puayying! you damn weird! hahaha!
 tht's like the most epic reply ever!
.
.
.
hahaha you made yourself sound like some psycho who likes being abused
 hahaha


Puay Ying says:
 LOL omg really?
  heehee
 You also what, reject poor __


*****; says:
 lol
 !
 i cant wait to read your blogpost xD


Puay Ying says:
 LOL 


*****; says:
 hahaha he didnt actly confess point blank but i didnt like how he pestered me anw
 soo came down alil cold
 heh


Puay Ying says:
 Lol my coldness didn't work


*****; says:
 its just too bad its onesided
 or it'll be quite a love story hahahahaa

 nah i think he'll wanna know wht your thoughts are prior to tht heartbreaking conv
 heee



Puay Ying says:
 LOL why quite?


*****; says: 
lol! cos if u rlly like him back then it'll seem quite sweet


 but since its one-sided i guess it'll only come across as a "sigh doesnt he get it?" thing
 hahaa



Puay Ying said (1:01 AM):
 Omg I read conv as cow
 Then I was like, "nah i think he'll wanna know wht your thoughts are prior to tht heartbreaking conv(COW?)"


*****; says:
 LOL
 heartbreaking cow sounds like another woman who dumped him


Puay Ying says:
 Lol?

I think he hates me
 like how _ probably hates me
 but then again, _'s a jerk



*****; says:
 i think you shld be hating _ more than he hates you


Puay Ying says:
 Hahaha


*****; says:
 man he doesnt deserve a right to hate you!


  __ hahah i dont think he hates you
 i think he's just rlly heartbroken
 tt's all



Puay Ying says:

 Omg really? Like, really really heartbroken?

 But there was no other way...
 like how Needy had no choice but to kill Jennif
er



*****; says:

 i guess it's almost impossible to end off such a thing without hurting him
 sigh


Puay Ying says:

 Yeah, unless I ask you to go seduce him then I pretend it's his fault
















xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx







Puay Ying says:
 Oooh
 Hahaha gosh can't guys stop liking best friends?


*****; says:
 hahaha exactly
 ___ and ______ both ah
 same kind
 geez lol


Puay Ying says:
 Yuck haha maybe guys are the
same


*****; says:
 lol!
 yeah i guess
 cant get one target another one
 think all more or less like tt
 except perhaps _____ lol who is surprisingly persistent
 on ___________ i mean
 not ____




Puay Ying says:

 Hmm. Then maybe __ will turn to... you!
 (evil laughter heehee)



*****; says:


 lol!
 i dont talk to him so i think i shld be quite safe!
 hahaa
 xD


Puay Ying says:
 Lol
 if he starts...
 d:
 Haha I'm scaring you
 or maybe you'll like it 'cos he's _____________.
 He'll probably agree to eat wild berries with you


*****; says:


 LOL hell no! it's making my hair stand eewww
 he'll prob end up with the same treatment as ______

lol let's just say he's too sweet as a cup of tea for my liking  


Puay Ying says:

 Lol yeah, I prefer bitter stuff, like... plum
 d:



*****; says:


 lol! "you pregnant?"
 hahaha
 waitwait plum is sour not bitter!
 i know! i like salty  


Puay Ying says:

 Oops hahaha omg salty!
 I ate some salty boy yesternight
  (Y) YUM
 Sam told me not to eat too much



*****; says:


 lol sam is just sad we havent ate him yet 
 cos we only eat salty boys
 which means he hasnt reached our mark
 hehe


























Please don't ask me anything if you don't know anything.


Yesternight, I tried doing splits on my new yoga mat, and I couldn't. Then I tried doing a bridge, but I felt like my hair got torn from my scalp when I slid into an awkward position after realising I couldn't stand up because strands of hair were stuck under my palm.


Conclusion: Yoga mats are not meant for stretching purposes.


But I totally love it. The colour, especially! I'm gonna take yoga in future. And pilates. (Y)


And so I went to eat some salty boy. Yum.


Then I talked to my angel. I like talking to my angel! The feeling is like, StateOfBliss, the feeling of myself floating in the air, feeling light-headed and worry-free.  :)  He left me with a pot of happiness before leaving. I'm blessed! ^^


I did a pretty accurate personality test on the Net. If you're interested, it's 41q.com.


Okay bye sunny bunny!


xoxo_,

* Some names and parts were omitted for privacy's sake. 







If you cannot stand 20 days of me, you will never stand 20 weeks, let alone 20 years.




I was going through my photos on FB, then I saw this with WX's comments:

HAHAHA I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE HECK I WAS


Then I was looking for her too, guess where is she?


On the floor with Su. I's somewhere strewn near them. HAHA. Their photos.


By the way, I tagged that photo. d:

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Miss International Queen 2009



She's the one in the middle, Haruna Ai. From Japan. I thought she looked pretty cute, in a way. The rest were all...


The one on her left is the runner-up from Thailand, and on her right, the second runner-up from Brazil.








The one in white: Last year's winner.


Oh, if you don't already know, this is a transvestite beauty pageant!



She is actually quite manly.




United States' Sunny Dee-lite. She looks ridiculous, and what's with that name?!





The other participants.





Sunny Dee-lite again, wearing an Indian headdress. I like to laugh at her. Him. Whatever.


Okay bye!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Jennifer's Body




You should totally not watch Jennifer's Body.


The plot is like... Wait, is there even a plot? They're just basically exploiting her supposedly really hot body to create this gruesome show filled with bloody scenes of her eating the guts out of guys (literally).







Yeah, the movie's really not worth watching. If you're only going for her body, I suggest you watch the uncut one illegally somewhere else. You get to see her naked somemore.


But she's got the looks. Totally upped the cheerleader's reputation. (Y)


Yay, let's go eat some boys! Yummm. They're salty.


Rate: 2.5 stars


xoxo_,

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I tell white lies

(sometimes).


Most of the time, people can't act. That's why you see all those people who pretend like they're texting or taking a call when the situation gets sticky with their not-so-friendly friend.


Then you have those people who blatantly tell their partner/friend that they feel the situation's awkward. I remember I was sitting with Dan in a bus once, and after chatting for about seven minutes, I couldn't think of anything else to talk about. He too, became quiet. It was about half a minute of silence before he finally said,

"Why are you so quiet?"

"I... I'm thinking of something we could talk about."


B was sitting near us, and overheard what we said. He went,

"Oh my god, this is so... awkward."


Times like these are pretty o-kay for me. Because, me and Dan aren't really acquaintances, so awkward silences become normal.


But of course, you are sure to bump into someone you know but don't really know, say, on the MRT train.


Then, he/she will walk over to greet you, with a hi and maybe a smile? After that, you ask about each other's totally different lives, of which both find difficult to answer because of the lack of common topic for discussion.


He/she then starts to (pretend to) text on the phone, while you look on, or look out of the train window, or even start "texting" too. Then when you're both "done", you'd have thought about something to talk about, like this really cute guy in your school, or this girl in his/her school you've heard about. Ha!




It's really amazing, how they depict life so differently on screens compared to real life. I watched Gossip Girl, and the way Blair and Serena greet each other when Serena first returns from boarding school is like... unbelievably fake, please.






Those who cannot act (in real life) or are afraid of confrontation usually do it through? Text messages, MSN conversations, et cetera. Breaking up with boy/girlfriends by texting, rejecting someone through a middle man, confessing to someone through the MSN...


So cliche, right?


Yes, but it really helps. Especially if you're one who needs about 25 minutes to think of a reply. Of course, I don't time my replies (like what Sam said), but I find it's easier and less awkward? And you get the plus point of lying without your blinking eye being seen! Purrrfect.


I did abit of lying today, which wasn't really good but I suppose it helps clear things up, get things done, and though it caused for some dramatical issues, I thought it was o-kay. I mean, you have to be practical.


If you know you're not going to wear that pair of shoes, I don't think you should buy it, knowing that one day, one not-so-fine day, you'll throw away the shoes. The shoes will feel so unjustified.




I'd rather go barefoot forever. Of course, I'm hoping forever could end now, but... I don't think so. Not yet, at least. I still want to have my share of fun choosing, choosing heels over sneakers, pumps over flip flops.


I need variety. I'm like this.


You can choose too, to like / hate me.





Might just be. I'm not perfect, though I really wanna be.





Let's do a cradle, shall we?





Anyone can get flat tummies, but it takes hard work to mold them into shape.  (Y)


It's just like...

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone to catch your heart.





For now, I just want all I can have. Yeah, including abs.



xoxo_,

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

"Indians cannot cheerlead"

Ahh, says who? Some chinese cheerleaders cannot cheer for nuts, too. Wobbly thighs and flying don't go together. Not quite, huh?


I remember how our (ex)coach used to demonstrate how the typical Indian cheerleader would cheerlead. Wobbling legs, knees unlocked, hips swaying... basically every flyer mistake possible.


Then, you have those extremely (eew) hairy legs. If not, legs that are unprofessionally shaved and sandpaper-rough OR with unwaxed patches at the calves. You're shuddering, I know it. Either that or you're blushing ('cos of shame, duh).


And I also remember how it used to seem so funny, because we saw how the poor bases were struggling under all the 'extra' weight and grossly groomed legs of that "Indian cheerleader", our coach.


Then, we were laughing, not at the poor bases' pained and twisted expressions, but at the facials (or the lack of it - an over-used statement) :

Pouty lips that either pucker towards the left or the right, furrowed eyebrows that only serve to accentuate the already loud wrinkles, and the occasional unconvincing smile not wider than a centimetre.


Oh, if you were still wondering, Indian cheerleaders do not exist. That explains our coach's example. I googled Indian cheerleaders, and the top two relevant results were:


number one, from a blog based in India called Digitalife,


23 April 2008


Indian cheerleaders for IPL?


There was a news that flashed about IPL cheer leaders. Apparently, it was pretty disappointing to see that they were all firangs (foreigners). It would be exciting to see some Indian Cheerleaders.







Actually IPL can invite people to own Cheerleaders for each teams. May be then we might have Neha Dhupia and Amrita Arora, dancing (still dancing) to the tunes and cheering their respective teams. I am not saying don’t have any firangs in there. All I am saying is get a good mix.


We have an employment crisis and still we have cheerleaders from foreign countries. I think there is a need for the Indian government and parties like CPI to raise this issue in parliament and get some Indian cheerleaders in there.


And do you think Dada will not be happy to see some Indian cheerleaders supporting him and his team (of course not off the field).





and number two, from an online news website Indianexpress,


KKR send Indian cheerleaders home




The hunt for Kolkata Knight Riders’ cheerleaders had created a buzz in the run-up to the IPL. However, for the six girls who made the grade, the South African trip lasted only 10 days as they returned home on Friday without getting to perform in a single match.


Sources said the girls, selected by the franchise through a reality show, were withdrawn after the team was advised by the BCCI after suggestions from Cricket South Africa (CSA) to use local cheerleaders.


“We had high hopes and were excited. But we were later told that we won’t be performing,” said Ananya Bera, one of the girls selected from the show Knights & Angels. “Shah Rukh went out of his way to comfort us. We attended KKR’s first two matches. There was a party for us and he told us we would perform next summer,” said Ananya.





This is quite funny actually, 'cos KKR sounds like KR and their KR is like, Knight Riders.


I'm not actually reaaaally bored, or suddenly out to pit myself against particular individuals or groups of people, but rather, I just love researching on the most random things ever. That's the fun (only) some of you may see in life. :)


Alright, I'm off to get some beauty sleep. Love you all, regardless of what I think.


xoxo_,

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I (L) my friends & family




You all were awesome. All you cool people who attended my party. -Wink-


Thanks to all those who gave me presents and cards and the 39 birthday well wishers on Facebook! Though I know those on Facebook only wished me because FB reminded them, the fact that you all bothered to write on my wall shows how nice you are.  :)


And I'm grateful to my parents for being extremely generous (as always) to me and my friends. (L)!


Sam's present was so totally random and unthoughtful but I love it! Unique is good. (Y)


I'm still quite amused by the fact that I received two exact same gifts from two very different groups of people! Hahahaha.


The seniors and my sister were super sweet to come even though they're having their A levels in about 8 days' time. All the best! ^^





I thought R's whisky was quite nice but it's really not my favourite. And I finished a whole bottle of mixed rum by myself! Sinful. :(  I shall abstain from sugary drinks for the next few days.


Wrestling is actually quite tiring! I played wrestling with B while the other two were watching some movie. And I think tickling should be banned from such matches! Totally unfair. D-uh, I wasn't drunk. I think I won.  ;)


My photo editing skills are really lousy. But still, I managed to get rid of Su's bruise under her eye and T's really big pimple on his right cheek. They're all on FB, go check 'em out! And help tag! ^^


I'm actually very tired, still. I had to rush my PW I&R last night and I fell asleep halfway. Then my very mean civics tutor/ PW ST texted me to say I had to submit it by 9 a.m. this morning. So I dragged myself out of bed, groggy and grumpy, completed it, went to the airport and sent it to her.


YOU ARE SUCH AN ANIMAL. -Exasperation-


Yesterday morning, those annoying kids kept taking off my sleeping mask, and someone (probably B) even dragged me outta bed (literally). In the end he went back to sleep anyway! Angry. Not.  :)


Yesterday's training ended on a sombre note.


Thanks to MJ.


Sometimes, I really don't understand him. But yesterday, I did. Like duh, his 'speeches' are always scripted beforehand, like I didn't already know.


It was quite funny when C told YY that Jon's food smelled good, but YY thought C said foot. I think YY has hearing problems. First the moaning incident, and now this. LOL.


Okay, now should I go for dinner with the three studious Knights or with the other Knight?



Sunday, November 1, 2009

Birthday shock(s)

Thank you all for all the birthday wishes!!! I am what Su calls HappyGal92!  :)  :)  :)


I love all the surprises!


I love my birthday hugs because they're so rare!


From the bottom of my heart I love all of you yay!


I'm sorry I cannot name specific people because I know I will forget someone and it will be bad!


Ahhhh I am high gosh I must go now okay bye okay bye okay bye!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Life isn't life without shopping


Cool shi*.



Shopping, to some, is a chore, a total bore. To me, it's expensive thrill. Plus, I get to exercise!  (Y)


I bought about two-thirds of what I intended to buy today. That equates to two-thirds of maximum satisfaction. I was shopping in flats and they were killing me! I regretted wearing them from the minute I left I's house.


I'm left with about 3000 bucks. I hope my mom doesn't check on my account, I'll try and sneak money back in as soon as possible. Which is I don't really know when. Gawr.


I had about eight minutes of (yuck) noon-sun exposure today! Really bad. I like tan, but I prefer natural-looking fake tans. Less harmful and you turn black anyway.


On the way to I's home in the cab this afternoon, the cab driver kept lamenting about the lack of sense of direction in young people nowadays. Oh, that was after he asked which expressway was preferred, and got "I don't know, any one is fine" as an answer.


But I learnt quite a bit from him! I now know that:

1. Tan Tock Seng hospital is in Balestier,


2.Mount Alvernia is in Thomson,


3.Singapore has 17 reservoirs,


4.Planes not only land in Changi, but also Seletar and Paya Lebar,


5. Naval bases are located at Changi and Tuas, and...


6. Some cab drivers are really talkative!!!


;)


On the train just now, I absent-mindedly said bye to I when the train reached Khatib. Then I was like, hahaha omg imagine if we stand by the door and say bye to each other then walk out of the train together! That would be really funny!


My birthday!!! I cannot wait!!! Video-call me, honeys!

Sam's tumblr:


OCTOBER 23, 2009










Quote

“Ohhhhhh(moan) I wanna be an OGL!”
Guess who? HAHA gosh I spent a hefty ab-training minute laughing at it!

We were talking about OGL interview questions, then,


What if they ask you to embarrass yourself?


Sam: Moon!


YY: Huh how do you moan!? You mean like, Ohhhhh(moan) I wanna be an OGL, ohhhh!


-Everyone laughing-


Then, just an hour ago, I accidentally dropped her pencil case and her immediate reaction? A CHICKEN SQUAWK.


It really sounded like a chicken because I got a shock when I first heard it 'cos I wasn't looking in her direction then when I realised it was her I started laughing, then she thought about it and decided it was funny and started laughing too so the two of us were like laughing and laughing and laughing then I couldn't breathe and had to place my head on the table. My abs were throbbing and I kept moaning (yeah, no, not the YY-moan) and after I started breathing normally I had the laughing fits all over again. Then the tears filled and I was trying my best to stop laughing but I couldn't 'cos every time I tried I heard the squawk all over again. Gosh! Then when I finally got over it I imagined a chicken (like the ones running around my grandmother's backyard) sitting in front of me and I started laughing again. Oh my god, it was so funny.


Sorry, I don't think you found that funny. But it really was damn funny!!!


I think cheerleaders can form a zoo soon. I'll be the manager, of course.  d:


Okay bye! xoxo_,

Friday, October 30, 2009

Excuse letters gone wrong

These are really stupid but anyway I found them while doing my random researching (again). :)



  • "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

  • "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

  • "Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

  • "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."

  • "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."

  • "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
  • "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."

  • "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."

  • "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."

  • "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."

  • "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."

  • "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."

  • "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."

  • "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."

  • "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."

  • "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."

  • "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."

  • "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."

  • "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."

  • "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."




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